Tuesday, April 22, 2008

In Honor Of Obama's Behavior, It's Chicken Day

And don't even think about calling me a racist. We Texans have been known to fry up a hen or two from time to time.

It's Chicken Day because Obama would rather eat a waffle than answer press questions (Scroll down this page for the details). Adding insult to injury, Obama hasn't answered press questions for the last 10 days.

It's Chicken Day because Barack Obama left Pennsylvania yesterday for Indiana, knowing he didn't want to stick around for today's Dem primary. Why? It's a closed primary. Not a caucus. Not an open primary. just Democrats choosing between Obama and Clinton. Just the juiciest state prize in a long list of crucial states needed for November 2nd against John "Snoozefest" McCain. That's why.

It's also Chicken Day because Obama doesn't want to debate Clinton in Indiana on the 24th.

“There have been 21 Democratic debates and four one-on-one debates with Senator Clinton, all televised nationally,” said Kevin Griffis, Indiana communications director. “Our focus will be on meeting with voters in Indiana and hearing directly from them. We will make a decision about debates shortly.”

Nor will Obama debate Clinton in North Carolina. Too risky for the hope & change guy.

It's also Chicken Day because Obama turned down TV time with one of his most vocal cheerleaders, Keith Olbermann. Hillary Clinton didn't turn down the offer. In fact, she confused the holy hell out of the former sportscaster by detailing her "umbrella of deterrence" foreign policy strategy. In a nutshell, which should describe Olbermann's mental ability but leaves room for his tiny brain to roam around in, Clinton tells Iran that if they attack Israel, we'll turn their country to glass. And we can do it, too. So listen up, bullies. We're done tolerating your crap. Got that?

Besides, this isn't anything new if you remember the 1950's, Keith. What's so hard to understand?

I'm sure Obama's people are working on a hope & change scenario for Iran, even as I type this. (Even though Obama's said he'll attack Pakistan.) Will Keith say, "Huh? He said whaaa?"

Chicken: It's on the Obama menu today.

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